Saya sebiji kek

Yesterday I was cleaning up my room, and found some old school magazines. Or perhaps I should say they are some essay compilations from my primary school. I remembered I published my article(s) before so I flipped through them. Then, I found out that I published an essay titled: "Saya sebentuk cincin" during Standard 5. Omg.

I told Joanne about it, since we were from the same school, and then I said if I was to write another essay again, I should write "Saya sebiji kek"

The 1st version of this essay was actually done yesterday, but then, when I talked about it during yum cha session, no one seemed to understand about it. LOL? Guess talking in BM and writing in BM is different. So, for clarity's sake, I write again. This shall be the final version. =)

"Saya sebiji kek"

Saya sebji kek, nama saya ialah Tiramisu. Tuan saya membeli bahagian-bahagian saya dari pasaraya Giant. Kemudian, tuan saya mencampurkan bahagian-bahagian yang dibeli itu ke dalam satu tin kek dan meletakkan tin itu ke dalam peti sejuk.

Akhirnya, saya berjaya dilahirkan! Walaupun, rupa saya tidak berapa kacak, namun, rasa saya masih boleh tahan juga. Dengan gembiranya, tuan saya menumpang saya di rumah kawannya. Kawan itu akan meminjam kereta kepadanya untuk menghantar saya ke satu destinasi yang belum diketahui oleh saya, dan pada masa yang sama, menolong tuan saya memastikan saya masih dalam situasi beku/sejuk, dan bukan cair.

Apabila masa sudah sampai, tuan saya pun membawa saya pergi ke destinasi misteri itu. Akhirnya, saya dan tuan saya pun sampai, rupa-rupanya, tuan saya hendak membawa saya untuk meraikan hari jadi gadis kesukaannya sebagai satu langkah untuk memikat gadis itu. Betapa bangganya saya dapat membantu tuan saya!

Tanpa melengahkan masa, tuan saya pun mencucukkan lilin ke atas saya dan gadis itu pun membantu tuan saya menyalakan lilin-lilin itu. Selepas itu, gadis itu memaksa tuan saya menyanyikan lagu hari jadi. Kesiannya tuan saya.

Akhirnya, tibanya masa untuk saya dikorbankan! Tuan saya dan gadis itu telah bersiap-sedia untuk memakan saya! Walaupun saya akan mati tidak lama lagi, saya masih berasa bangga kerana nampaknya tuan saya akan berjaya memikatnya. Sebelum saya mati, saya menghadap ke langit dan ternampak banyak bintang-bintang yang cantik. Pada masa ini, saya berfikir saya akan.... "AHHHHH!~" (Saya telah dibelah oleh mereka...)

Tidak lama kemudian, di atas syurga, saya ternampak permintaan untuk menjadikan gadis itu temannya daripada tuan saya ditolak oleh gadis itu. Kemudian, gadis itu pun ada teman yang lain. Tuan saya amat sedih, dan saya lagi sedih, kerana saya telah berkorban dengan sia-sia saja.

Walaubagaimanapun, saya masih berbangga dengan tuan saya kerana walaupun dia sudah gagal, sekurang-kurangnya dia pernah cuba. Tetapi, saya memang berharap dia tidak akan begitu gila hingga membuatkan gadis itu 19 biji kek seperti yang dijanjikan olehnya pada malam hari jadi yang lepas itu. Saya tidak mahu melihat lagi banyak korbanan datang menemani saya di atas syurga.

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The 5kg Quest

Hmm. Some may not know how it all started. So let me explain.

My first attempt to achieve -5kg started in Nov 2008-Dec 2008 after I joked with my mom that each kg I managed to reduce must be turn into cold hard cash, and she agreed. However, I FAILED - 3kg shy. And the prize for winning this quest was RM 500, with the minimum target of 5kg reduction. All subsequent kgs will each contribute to an additional 100 ringgit. Sad =(

My 2nd attempt started one day while I was eating donuts and showing off to Ah Ta. Then she said: "I tot you are on diet?" I replied: "Eat first, diet later, no bet also." So she asked me to go bet with my parents, but I assured her that they won't do it anymore, since I already failed the first time. Then, I persuade her to bet with me, and she agreed. LOL.

So, the winner will treat the loser to Jogoya. And of cos, I don't want to be the loser since I still got some side bet =) oh crap...

K, the quest started on 4th of Jan 09, with 72 Kg as the starting point. My first milestone for -1kg will be this coming Saturday, 10th of Jan 09. And I can see hope in winning this quest so far. Muahahaha!!!

GREAT GUY

k, so yesterday i was happy. my assumed girlfriend was going back to aussie, so I and Ben treated her to dinner. So, we went to TGIF in Section 14 and we settled down at one corner.

So appetizer came, and my assumed girlfriend tried to poison me with her virus by soaking her fork into the same salsa sauce that i was dipping from. Oh, she was sick that time.

anyway, as usual, i ate damn slow... very slow... very slow... and out of sudden we started to talk more and more. And suddenly we asked about my assumed gf's ex. I asked her why she liked him, and she said they were compatible. Then, she asked us questions about relationships like will you do this and that for your gf and so on...

hmm, suprisingly our answers seemed to be to her liking... and I got a score of 8,5,3 for Kin Scale. How nice. Anyway, I gave her 5,10,11 using the same scale. LOL. yes, it's off the charts. I can love someone more than I like her =).

Then she told us one thing that I will nvr forget: "Now I noticed there are great guys around me" Holy shit, for real? At first I tot she was just joking or being sarcastic, but then she seemed sincere. So, oh, well, we got a compliment each. So Ben became Great Guy No.3 and Great Guy No.7... (oh, the numbers are just to make the Great Guy title look cool, that's all, yes, lame, i know)

So, why my assumed girlfriend? Cos she used me as an example everytime she asked us questions. "Assuming Kin is my bf... so on.."

Well, after the interview, it seems like we got the qualification to become her bf, but then, since no action taken, so nothing interesting will happen. =) ... ( I still think that I think too much)

Anyway, she just took off for Aussie and, well, .... have a pleasant and safe journey!

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Random...

So today my not-so-close talkative friend named Ern Chee joined us for our yum cha session. She can really... TALK... well, she is a dentist, so i guess anything that deals with mouth must be her profession, once again, excuse my ignorance if i am wrong.

And great news is she said that I've changed. I started to TALK more. So it's a good change I guess. Too bad she don't have any feel for me. LOL.

Oh, today I also managed to stopped my 46-game losing streak to Mr. Eng, who is not as handsome as I am, based on the survey we performed on different girls, including Mr.Eng's beloved gf.

Hmm. Today I also clarified with Joanne about her laughter. We are actually not complaining she laughs too much, we are just teasing her. So please don't take it seriously. And currently I am chatting with her, and her reply shows that she is not in her right mind. Refer here:

Kin says:hehe ur head
-Joanne- i'm not a super woman says:this sunday i see my cousin i ask
Kin says:oh
Kin says:kk
-Joanne- i'm not a super woman says:hehe..my head still here
Kin says:...
-Joanne- wants to be like a planaria says:i'm crapping ald..
Kin says:...
-Joanne- wants to be like a planaria says:past midnight ald..i tend to talk a lot of nonsense

omg...

Oh today also got a russian doll from Ms Ta who just returned from China. Welcome back! And we shall start the bet soon. (most likely)

Yes, I know lack of pictures. I will try to include more next time.