Breakfast A...

日日吃早餐A, 真是吃到很sien, 可惜每次拿到餐牌，那边都写着今日早餐：早餐A。。。于是，我就问老板坚，“老坚，你酱下去，你的客人会一个个走的啦，吃到sien 死！

过后，老板坚就说：“人生不是如此吗？日日同样. 如果有一天我的客人都离我而去了,我或者会做早餐B 吧!

我然后就说到:"有没有? 听说你曾经试过做早餐B, 不过有位女的吃客, 虽然觉得很有心思, 可惜还是觉得不适合她的胃口. 那你这样就放弃啦?

老板坚就说:"啊, 尘年往事, 没错, 那次早餐B 虽然很花心思, 可惜功夫还差很远. (说到这里, 老坚叹了一下气) 现在啊, 那位女的吃客也跑去别当咯! 说我放弃? 没有啊! 过后又有来多一位女吃客啊, 我和她蛮好谈的, 我还有偿试做早餐C给她试啊, 她觉得不错, 可惜, 她有自己比较喜欢吃的早餐, 而且, 我也觉得那个早餐不适合她, 就没再做啦. (老坚又叹气) 现在她也没来啦, 好像到国外去了!

我然后就说到: 哇, 只是两次而已嘛, 现在干吗不再做了? 依然保持着早餐A？

老坚说到：“过后日子开始忙了些嘛， 做早餐A 也做到滚瓜烂熟了。然后也懒惰去想新的早餐了。”

我就问到：“你忙个屁？”不就是回家睡觉？不如拿时间去想早餐？”

老坚就说：“我也需要找到对的吃客才有灵感啊！做早餐是一件很抽象的事，你很难明白的啦。我的那些同行都说我需要慢慢来，不要急，迟早有一天会做到新的一套早餐的! (老坚叹了下) 做早餐, 就让它顺其自然吧, 强求做出来的, 不会好吃!

我就说到: 咦? 看来你同行跟你讲的, 就好像我朋友常对我说的, 迟早一天你会找到女朋友的口气一样... 老坚! 看来我们的命运一样!

老坚就说: "迟早说起来好听, 其实从另各角度来看,他是无限期的, 当然, 有希望, 就算是渺茫的, 也是好的!"

我就说到: "啊, 老坚, 想不到你也和我想的一样? 啊对了, 听说你早餐B 跟 早餐C 只是代号, 莫非你有给过他们命名吗?"

老坚说: "对啊, B 叫 Broken, C 叫 Crush 嘛!"

我就问到:" 那早餐A 呢?"

老坚说: "哦, 叫作 Aih..."

我就说: "啊, 老坚, 你的早餐名字也蛮特别, 好吧, 吃饱了, 明天再来! 就造旧早餐A 啦!"

老坚说到: "滚吧, 好像你有别的选择"

Sunday...

礼拜天，依然一样，十年如一日。早上吃早餐，回来后射射怪兽，然后找歌词乱乱唱歌，时间一下子就到了中午2时。现在爱上南拳妈妈的新歌，这些情歌的歌词能给我得空时幻想幻想下自己是里面的主角，感觉下自己在想念一个人，然后得不到那个人的心，然后很伤心。。。可是大家千万别误会，其实把自己幻想成一个给人遗弃的人不是那么伤心的事，反而是很爽快的，因为能把那首歌唱得更high.

唱完后，当然就要回到现实啦 --- 我依然是那么地sien, 依然那么地闷，还有，钱包依然那么地没有钱。。。善哉善哉。。。如果真的要把我的生活写成歌词，

改编自南拳妈妈-下雨天

礼拜天了怎么办 我非常sien不懂打给谁， 我找不到原因什么好sien的声音变得好熟悉好sien的场景 做谁的代替陪我一起sien 期待让人越来越来sien谁和我一样都在那边sien 碰上sien我总在学会寂寞的滋味一个人好闷 一个人好sien 一个人好累怎样的雨 怎样的夜怎样的生活让我不再sien 雨要多大天要多黑 才没有好sien的体贴其实 没有我你该明白什么叫sien 接近还能多一些别说你不会sien 别说你不像我 承认sien不用道歉

Saturday...

Haih, Saturday... As expected, did nothing besides playing old games like F.E.A.R. on all max settings on my newly-upgraded PC. This game used to be one of the high-end games at its time and it was frequently used as a benchmark for evaluating graphic cards' performance. And guess what, my CPU is just a Pentium D, and my graphic card is just a mid-range budget card, Nvidia 9600GT and they are still able to pwn this game. So, just imagine what kind of eye-candy the high-end games these days got to offer...

Haih talk about PC components, I found out that my heart is just like a hard disk. Why? Cos I can dump alot sienness into it, from 80gb of sienness to 1tb (1000gb) of sienness. My capacity just keeps on growing, like the storage industry these days. And then the sienness just keeps on spinning, and spinning, and spinning, and spinning, and spinning, at the speed of 10k RPM. Haih, daily routine is the same, daily faces are the same, daily news are the same, daily traffic is the same, the world is still the same. Nvm, I still love the world. Boom-de-yada! At least I am not alone in this sienness shit.

Haih, damn sien writing in Manglish liao, I think time to switch back to Chinese, perhaps on the next entry.

Friday...

Finally, Friday, and soon I will be having my 4 days break. So naturally, after lunch time, I am quite reluctant to do anything besides having a good long nap till the end of the working day. However, sleeping through the long working hours is not a very good idea because even if I position my head nicely in front of the monitor and pretend to stare at the monitor, my head might accidentally slam against the keyboard if I get into a damn good sleep, and this might alert my boss and affect my performance. No, I don’t want that.

Therefore, how can I sail through smoothly till the end of the day? Write blog lo. Besides able to prevent me from getting bored at work, it can also help me to deceive people that I am working. As I have mentioned in my previous blog entry, I am using Microsoft Word to blog so I guess I can bypass suspicious eyes. (Frankly, I am using MS Word because I don’t have internet at my workstation).

PAUSE… A momentary of depression struck me all in a sudden. A damn tall Chinese girl just passed by, based on my sensitive judgment, she is approximately 175cm in height and possess a good figure.

CONTINUE… Haih… OK back. Sorry for the momentary depression but I really need to blog about that.

Hmm today in office, I saw a girl shocked a guy by putting her hand on his shoulder suddenly, and then they both laughed. Yes, now you might be asking why the hell I am blogging something that is so insignificant. Simple, it is because no girl did that to me in a long long while and I can’t even remember the last time I have fun with a girl. Holy hell! I dunno why, I am quite shy to approach girls maybe because long long time ago, girls used to approach me instead. And because of that, I don’t have sufficient training in approaching girls. Lol. And I guess that’s the reason why life is so damn dull and sien. Tom Hanks said life is like a box of chocolates, and Kin also said life is like a box of chocolates, just that mine has passed the expiry date. I should have done many things I had wished to do a long long time ago.

OK. So tonight I am going to celebrate my friend's belated birthday at 1U. Nice... finally got some entertainment. Hopefully can kill some of my boredom.

---

Ha, back. Not bad for tonight, but just that I don't understand why girls like to reject me so much? Tonight I have met a girl that I didn't meet for quite some time, and she just rejects my offer to become his partner ( as in boyfriend or husband) even though we both know that we are kidding. But since it's kidding why not just accept me? Haih, nvm, it's just one my extra name on my list of girls that rejected me. Anyway, she was a nice friend to talk to.

Hmm.. talk about friend, today my indian colleague asked me whether I have any best friends, and seriously I don't know how to categorize a friend as best or just normal. To me, it's just familiar, or not so familiar. Maybe I leave the best friend title for my girl friend. But with so many not-so-comfortable experience with girls, especially the girl that just rejected me with the line: "HA HA HA, MM SAI LA!" I put high hopes on finding my best friend anytime soon. lol.

Haih enough la, tonight damn hurt already. Time to sleep and recover. Good night!

random... again...

Sometimes, I wonder if I chose to study something else instead of IT, like business or psychology, will I have a gf already? lol. Frankly, I still think that the answer is no. However, I think I might get better results if I chose a course with more females. Why? Cos girls can inspired me to show off more. (yes, I like to show off alot, just that I got nothing much to show, lol.) And because of that, I think I will strive harder in my studies. Until now I still don't understand the reason why most girls prefer other courses to IT. Anyway, during enrolment, those colleges and unis should have let the guys know the amount of females taking each course first, preferably with photos as well, then, I guess this can help the guys to make the right choice.

Now, I have come out to work, and I think I have made quite a good choice in deciding which company to work for. The pay is around 670 ringgit higher than another job offer, and the benefit is much more better.

I have to admit that the other job offer gives me better opportunities to learn new stuff, but I don't think I am satisfy with the amount they are offering me, especially when the pay is lower compare to my brother's initial pay few years back, when the oil price is still below 2 ringgit and chicken rice is still 3.80 ringgit. Besides that, I am a first-class honours student, and I heard that Intel is paying 3.1k per month to them! Anyway, choosing the job with the best pay and best benefits is my main objective so I am fine with it.

Haih, almost 7 o'clock, time to bathe before going to work. Life memang damn sien. Shit.

To be continued...

random...

Today also Manglish, damn 9 tired to use pinyin input. Dunno what to write, so just random this time.

Hmm let me see. I will talk about my office again. I found out that my not-so-tall senior looks like Master Yoda, especially when she turns around by rotating her office chair to attend to the person calling her. I also found out for the passed few weeks, I was more like a phone operator for my boss rather than an executive/Senior System Analyst (hell yea, executive is my position title, and Senior System Analyst is my job title, and I've no fucking idea what's with the "Senior" in front of the System Analyst while i don't have any experience at all.)

Anyway, the pay is good and the job is steady (wow, somehow sounds like the sneak peek line in Bangkok Dangerous), you can call me whatever you like. If the pay is more shitty than my previous part-time job, there's no point giving me a title of CEO, as it will only turn out to be Cheap Executive Officer.

So passed few weeks was just self-study and operator job, nothing much that can excites my already dull life. Well, I am fine with it, nothing to do means no mistake can be made. It's a good thing.

What else? Sien la, really nothing much to blog about now, besides my father got high hope that I can get a gf soon. Excuse him for his ignorance, he does not know my market value out there. But of course, let's not give up hope, ppl still shop at 5 ringgit shop sometimes!

Err.. what else, oh next week Deepavali, so Happy Deepavali to you ppl reading this blog, and happy holiday for those not celebrating. Oh ya, there will be a few big game titles launching at the end of the month, such as Red Alert 3 (i paid 500 bucks for the commander's pack and took leave just for the launch event), Fallout 3, and Far Cry 2. Why the hell am I blogging this...

Now, let's talk about my dream girl- wow, I never thought about it before... hmm... Let's see the specs below:

1. Height-170cm and above
2. Weight-50kg +-
3. 34-24-32
4. Big blue eyes
5. Oblong or oval face
6. Hair at shoulder length.
7. Willing to drive.

This is my original specifications, and I found that the probability of success is approximately 0. Therefore, I have to force myself to add in one last spec:

8. NEGOTIABLE.

I am willing to give discount to all of the above. Kindly leave a comment if you are interested. And preferably females.

Wah, TMD tired, write til sien liao, time to sleep.

microsoft office...

Today my mood got killed by a girl with an injured leg. Hence, English post. I need time to heal my mood and I don't feel like stressing myself in picking the correct Chinese character for my post. Moreover, tomorrow is still a working day, and emotional injury like this can't apply for medical leave.

Microsoft Office---well, what can I say about it? A very good stuff for day-to-day school and office work. And after more than 10 years of experience, I came to a conclusion that each product in Microsoft Office can be compared to a kind of girl. Why? Here we go...

Microsoft Word, a word processor that is so common that it can be used to represent a typical girl in this society. It's easy to use (easy to date), has adequate document features (has adequate body features), and many people know how to use it (many guys are dating girls like this).

Microsoft Excel, a spreadsheet program that has no good looking appearance but has powerful features, just like a girl that has no outer beauty, but is overflowed with inner beauty. Unfortunately, like Excel, many people do not know how to appreciate this kind of powerful features, thus, same goes for the girls in this category. Although Excel sheet is plain looking, but one can always use template to beautify it, therefore, the girls can always wear makeup. Once someone knows how to appreciate this kind of features, they can't live without it.

Microsoft PowerPoint, a presentation program that is always used to create presentation slides with a little bit of hassle. Therefore, it can be used to represent girls that are damn good-looking, and they do not need to spend much effort on making up to make them look wonderful. PowerPoint also allows some animated slides, but this requires some effort. However, the result is tremendous. So based on what I wrote earlier, surely you can guess what kind of girl I'm refering to.

Wow, 1am time to sleep. And, I'm still not in a good mood.

choice...

吹水原来是我家族你的强项。。。今天与家人吃完点心在回家的路途中，我问起我哥他朋友有没有拍拖，他就说没有，不过曾经有过。那时，我老豆插嘴进来说：“你干吗酱喜欢问人，很好奇是吗？自己去拍下不是懂啦！” 我母亲立刻接着说：“你叫他去拍拖？他酱喜欢自由的人不适合. 况且, 他酱喜欢打机, 他舍得放弃吗?" 然后就问我, 打机和拍拖我选哪一个?" 很自然的, 我说两个可以同期进行的, 是完全没关系的." 其实我知道爱好与爱人始终要有个迁就的, 可是从整体来看我是可以享"受齐人之福"的. 当然, 若我妈问到我: "老娘与女友你选哪个?" 这个问题的答案就不用多想了. 太明显了吧. lol.

我 vs 黄晓明

上海滩是tvb 其中一部最收欢迎的连续剧，点解？因为主角都很有型, 穿着大衣, 吸着烟, 拿着枪, 抱住女, 不红都几难, 加上发哥高大威猛的身形, 简直酱许文强这个角色表演得淋漓尽致. 就算死, 都要型过人. 相信他死时的样,可以迷死不少美女, 而我, 虽然也姓许, 可惜同人不同命, 我深信就算我生生地站在美女们面前, 她们都会当我死的.

一部酱成功的连续剧, 自然也给中国从拍了, 这次找来的许文强, 是身高180cm, 体重70kg 的黄晓明. 黄晓明本身就很有型了, 加上有发哥的作品参考, 小弟只可以对他的有型度叹为观止. haih... 现实就是酱残酷. 连平时说我长得很帅的母亲觉得我跟他有天地之别. 当然, 就算我讲我有型过他, 我都过不了自己.

黄晓明 - adapted from: http://www.1ting.com/singer/d9/singer_4684.html

friends...

我必须承认我的朋友都是有缺点的，毕竟没人是完美无缺的。例如，我有个朋友是非常的自恋的，并且自信是满到漏的。他常常说自己多么的帅，并且常常使到女孩子喜欢他，然后又常常说怕伤害到她们。一定要在本少面前晒命才甘愿。没关系！我原谅他，毕竟他够废，我喜欢。

另外，我又有个朋友拍了拖然后又扮神秘的，搞地下情搞到无人知那种，然后最可悲的是以他的容貌都能拍到拖，简直是高人，这种贱人我不跟他做朋友简直是对不起自己！

接下来的这位朋友，我认识他最久，可是时间不代表一切，因为我与他的感情比不上一个认识了几个月的女子，这种人会重色轻友，证明他是一个好男人，既然是个好人，我当然要跟他交往下去！

这么多男性朋友中，我还有一个比较像个人的朋友。他会讲人讲的话，不像我上面所介绍的那几位飞禽走兽。只可惜的就是，他是吃斋的。吃斋的好人，是很难找到女友的（男不坏，女不爱），因此，虽然我不是吃斋的，可是我对得起天地良心，也算是个好人，所以我也没有女友。就因此，我们就成了不错的朋友。希望他有一天能找到他的菜！

明天再写

啊，又是星期六。礼拜六没节目，gum sien 就唯有继续写啦。现在，就讲下我的异性朋友啦。其实，都没多少个。以前比较熟的有我曾经喜欢的女子咯，不知道谁就请看intro...love 的post. 做不成爱人也依然是朋友嘛。lol. 哦，那不包括第一位我喜欢的，当然我们是朋友，可是不是很熟了。比较熟的有第二位跟第三位。然后这两年，也有多两位异性朋友跟我和我的几个废材朋友一起看戏和喝茶了。我也觉得奇怪为什么还有人肯找我们喝茶的，就去问问其中一位。结果她就说跟我们在一起比较舒服，因为我们够废，不像有些女子在背后讲人是非。那时我就恍然大悟，原来讲废话，做个废材也是会给人欣赏的。或者，可能谈不上欣赏，应该说她们与我们在一起没有压力，比较轻松。

虽然她们没有压力，可是我有蛮大的压力，因为她们两位都很高，若一穿了高跟鞋，我就变成了他们的儿子了。可是乐观地看，适当的压力能让人成长，所以有了这些压力，我也觉得我有了她们穿高跟鞋后的高度。

其实，还有多一位异性朋友跟我们喝茶的。在外国时，我朋友告诉我她有一段时间压力蛮大，结果就很少联络了，就算我回来找她喝茶，她也给种种理由拒绝了，没关系啦，我给别人向我讲 "NO" 讲到没feel 了。她最新的理由是说她要应付考试, 要专心. 好吧, 祝你考试顺利! 考试后记得找我们喝茶!

现在, 我就把话题转向我大学的朋友吧. 我在第一间大学读时, 没有认识到什么朋友. 总觉得跟他们沟通不上, 没什么话题可谈. 虽然如此, 烂船总有三根钉, 我也有一位较要好得的朋友. 跟我做到朋友的, 废的程度也不会底. 怎么讲? 我看他去认识一位靓女, 都要认识到这么辛苦, 就懂我们可以成为不错的朋友了. 当然, 他读书比我好, 而继续留在那间大学, 而我因为读不来, 就转了我的course, 到另外一间学院从头读起.

到了那里, 我第一位认识的就是我第三个喜欢的女子. 而且是她主动找我讲话的. 虽然只是问我在那里集合, 可是我也高兴. 进到了集合的地点, 就看到蛮多人的, 感觉还不错, 蛮有读书的士气. 可是他妈的, 原来那里的人是那年intake 的所有学生, 我还以为是单单我的course 的学生! 没关系, 可能还有女性的, 至少我喜欢的那个是我的course的. 可是, 人生就是如此不如意, 班上的学生不但少, 而且还很少女子! 天啊! wah lan leh, 你玩yeh? 第二天, 我看见一位新coursemate, 侧脸看还蛮清秀的, 结果当我要向天多谢赐我一女时, 觉得不对劲, 就望下"她"的身材, 结果发觉"她"的胸部还平果KLIA 跑道和我家里的烫衣板, 过后他就飘了"她"的头发,转过头,跟我说:"Hi, 我叫 Ah Ben!" 果然, 天真是玩yeh! 当然, 这种男不男女不女的pokai 也成了我蛮好的朋友.

待会继续.

本少有返来啦. ngam ngam 介绍完我那位Ah Ben, 接着下来就介绍下金毛. 何谓金毛? 对我来讲就是头发染到好像金毛狮王,咦, 不是, 应该是好像 La La 狮王. 其实在这个现实的社会,大部分人都认为金毛都是衰人, 不过 La La 狮王常说到:"其实金毛都有好人." 我非常认同,因为以貌取人是不好的. 我就是常被人讲我矮,所以才深有感触. 例如, 我朋友常常笑我长得矮, 其实, 我不矮, 只是长得不
高. 除此之外, 我这位狮子兄, 也很会为人着想, 例如有一天他看到一位高过我的小六女生, 他就说: "咦, kin, 她高过你少少woh!" , 所以你们看, 酱会为人着想的好兄弟哪里找?

下一位要介绍的不是个人, 他是神. 此话何解? 很简单, 因为他与他的女朋友在一起十二年了, 我重复, 是十二年! 请问他配不配当神? 若你问我, 我当然毫不犹豫赞成! 他们简直把罗密欧与朱丽叶都比下去了... 神明不能侵犯太多, 我还是适可而止.

接下来就是我第三位所喜欢的女子了. 我怎样向她说我喜欢她？有一天，我，Ah Ben, 与她三人去吃午餐, 然后就谈起天来, 谈下谈下就谈到他的男友 (没错,当时她是有男友的.) 当问起她, 她男友与她接吻时, 是吻哪里的, 她就不好意思讲出来, 我就说"有什么不好意思的? 这些是好事来得嘛, 就好像我喜欢你!" 当时她半信半疑, 问我是不是拿来做例子吧了, 我就很认真地说: "不是, 我是真的喜欢你, 这些事不用害羞讲的, 不过也不用担心, 我不会去追你的. (这句是拿来挽回些面子的,因为我知道我与她的可能性是接近零. lol.) 听本少讲, 喜欢就要讲, 就算没结果也不会做不成朋友的. 最多尴尬一下子就没事了. 千万别带着太多的遗憾做人. 把太多遗憾存在心里的利息是很高的!

最后,当然要介绍下Jason 啦. 他虽然不够我靓仔, 但是hou lan 高, 单单这样东西就把所有女子吸过去了. 我输给吴尊当然没关系, 可是想不到会输给他. 最近还拍拖tim, 今天还带来给我看! 简直是目中无人. 虽然如此, 至少他比我另外一位朋友好多了, 那个贱人常说等不到适合的女子, 结果常常又跟不同的女孩子出去, 简直是无法无天. 不用望了, 讲着你啊, 阿斌!

完毕.

at office...

The time now is 8:31 am and I am blogging in my office. No, not actually blogging, but just typing this on a Word document. Since there is no Chinese language pack installed on my PC, I have no choice but to type this in English.

Of course, it’s very hard for me to type lame stuff in English, as from my point of view, English is not as flexible as Chinese in terms of forming sentences that can make people vomit blood and puke rice. Anyway, I shall try my very best to be as lame as possible, in ENGLISH.

Hmm I think I shall talk about my office. Well, I just started working for less than a month and I am seriously not enjoying it. Every fucking weekday I have to wake up fucking early and fucking go to work just to earn some fucking money to use in this fucking society.

Yea, everything is so fucked up, especially when I have to listen to my company’s annoying theme song, which supposes to raise our “working spirit”, every working morning. And of course, it really did raise my “working spirit”, my spirit actually raised so high that it left my body and only my 73kg body that’s all that left.

Oh btw, the time now is 11am. I just resume writing this after I’ve finish my job assigned to me by my senior, which I don’t understand what it is about at all. Nice. Now, let me discuss about my department. Most cubicles in my department can accommodate 4 staff. My workstation is at the upper right hand corner, and strategically located next to my boss place. Even with my “unacceptable-but-what-to-do height”, my boss still can see me clearly from her place, and because my charm don’t usually work charmingly well on girls/woman from all age groups, I don’t think she will forgive me easily if she sees me doing something other than office work.

Luckily, my chair can be lowered down, and with the size of my Dell Optiplex 210L casing, I managed to block my boss’ clear view. However, my back is still exposed to my other colleagues, and I seriously want them to think that I am actually working my ass off. Therefore, I have been typing this blog entry almost non-stop for the past half an hour to pretend that I'm busy. Sometimes, I also put some papers and books on my workstation so that it actually looks like one. And thanks to Microsoft Window’s magical “Alt-Tab” combination, I can actually switch flawlessly between my blogging document and my work document.

Sometimes I don’t know why some of my colleagues do not turn on silent mode while they are working in the office. Maybe they need the ring tone to make sure they don’t have one missed call. (Hmm… sounds like the Japanese ghost movie, didn’t actually watch it though.) Although their ring tones are quite annoying, especially when they don’t pick up, it really wake me up all the time while I was “fishing” at my workstation. Maybe one day I shall use LMF song as my ring tone, most likely “Hum Ga Ling”.

Overall my colleagues are fantastic people. And there are some not-bad-looking females around too, one of them is even roughly 173cm and above. I have to admit I like tall girls a lot; they are such a wonder. Unfortunately, I seldom hear that tall girls like short guys, and apparently I’m of the short guys around. Well, what’s done is done, my dad married a short wife and I am one of their innocent products. Innocent here has two meanings:

1. I am innocent and cute when I was still a baby.
2. I’ve done nothing wrong, but I was punished with this height.

Meaning 2 best describes my current situation now.

Well, I guess I need to wait for someone that will uncover my inner beauty (if there is any at all) rather than paying attention at my outer height.

Most female colleagues that have a baby will usually use their baby’s picture as desktop background. I guess this the source of inspiration that encourage them to strive harder at work. If not, some will have the photos of their family framed nicely and put them on their respective workstations. For those that prefer lower profile, they will simply put the pictures of their love ones inside their wallet/purse. Some just have a wedding ring on their finger and this is all the inspiration they need. So as a conclusion, their inspiration comes from love.

And of course, I am excluded from the group of people. Let’s see, ermm… my desktop is the Windows XP default wallpaper, my workstation has some papers and files that are used as a decoy to fool people that I am actually working hard, and my wallet has around 200 ringgit and, some cards, and some ATM receipts that can show how poor I am. Wow! Where the hell is my source of inspiration??? ------ ATM receipts la of course! No money of course need to work la, there is one Chinese saying: “Hand stop, mouth stop.” Meaning if I don’t work, I got no shit to eat at all. MONEY I LOVE YOU!

intro cont... love

苗条淑女君子好求, 住在都市的我时常都看到不少美女, 又或者是我被现代的化妆品误导我认为他们是美的. 无论如何, 总之我看到一个不错的就会喜欢上一个, 可是我真真喜欢过的也只有几个:

第一个:
中学朋友 - 喜欢她好几年了. 可是过后就渐渐转淡了, 然后慢慢就开始向往一些无束缚的生活, 所以也没什么注意我身边的女子(如果有的话), 因为若我开始一段感情, 我希望是永久的.

没错, 我是一个很专情的人. 这个时候, 若你是认识我的, 你觉得冷也好, 在骂脏话也好, 我也不会怪你, 因为我自己也不敢相信我自己所说的话. 有时候, 过得了别人, 也过不到自己. 当然, 这一切也要等到我有女朋友再说才能证明得到.

第二个:
工作同事 - 跟她认识没多久就喜欢她了. 她的人很开朗很活跃,与她在一起是非常的舒服. 然后就想与她培养感情追求她. 当然, 没经验追女孩需要朋友们的指导, 虽然知道她们的意见是乱来得,也没关系, 跟着去做了. 做什么? 就是做蛋糕给她吃, 还要跑到老远送给她. 可是能陪她一起吃, 真是很高兴.

加上那天她也笑得非常地甜美, 星星也非常地多. 人景都配合得太好. 写到这里, 我要澄清, 我所写的一切是真实的. 总之, 我隔天吃下剩下的蛋糕也觉得非常好吃. 最还笑嘻嘻的, 有一种给人看到很欠打的样子.

当然过后我也跟她坦白了, 可是我的回答的第一句是: "don't like that la kin". (这句话已成为我和我的朋友之间的笑话. 现在跟他谈起也会不禁大笑, 跟随骂他几句脏话. lol.

那女孩接下来对我说的是很经典的一句: "you can find someone better". 不知道为什么, 她跟我酱讲, 我也觉得舒服, 毕竟不用跟我母亲讲我要借她的车子去拍拖. 我母亲不想让半边儿子给别的女人!!! lol

那时, 我就想给彼此多点时间. 很可惜, 没多久之后,他就有男朋友了, 还要他妈的长得那么帅. 当然我就因此崩溃了一晚. 对, 一晚而已. 因为第一晚已经用尽力气去唱那些伤心的情歌, 接下来得那晚我已没力气崩溃下去了. 毕竟崩溃也需要讲力气的.

当然, 我也因此小气了一段时间, 没跟她讲话, 可是过后就和好如初, 对, 只是和好如初, 没办法有更进一步的发展. 虽然她已堕入别人的怀抱, 而我只不过是堕入爱河差点淹死, 身为一个朋友, 我也祝她得到幸福. 我虽然在爱情上不幸福,可是也输到心服口服. 没错, 我是非常大方的,而大方的男人是很难得到爱情的, 因为爱情是一个自私德东西. 不要骂我 lan 有文化, 因为我就是有.

最后, 我只可跟她讲: 几年前的我, 希望能让你幸福, 而现在的我, 只能祝你幸福. (改编自罗志祥"好朋友"mv 对白).

第三个:
大学同学 - 虽然喜欢她, 也不会去追, 自己暧昧就好了. lol. 两个人有蛮大的差别. 如果奇迹地追到,也不会长久.

最后, 我脑海中又有了一句废话: 追不到你, 我唯有醉掉我自己. (写了这句, 我也感觉到很冷, 怪不得到现在还是单身!

intro cont... family

我来自一个小康之家, 家里有爸爸, 妈妈, 和哥哥, 过着非常快乐的生活----- 这是我小学写的. 现在长大了, 我发觉到本少爷的娘亲是很烦的, 怎么讲? 很容易,当她不在家时, 家里省下几个男人的时候, 简直是一片沙漠...... 可是当我老娘回来的时候, 就立刻变成 "热情的沙漠"... 这里热情的意思是热血沸滚...

(picture adapted from: http://www.gregcons.com/KateBlog/CommentView.aspx?guid=efe0d3e1-a7e6-4907-a1b9-a6e80e9defed)

In this pic:
1. kettle, representing my mom.
2. boiling water, representing boiling blood.


俗语有说三个女人一个嘘, 现在我家里的情况是一个女人三个虚. 为什么? 因为我妈一人能匹敌三个女人, 所以当她一嘘, 家里的三个男人都觉得很虚弱. 如果现在给我妈看到这, 明天晚餐应该是吃掉我.


虽然如此, 我妈还真的能一个人做到三个女人做到的事, 我也因此感到幸运. 虽然我很讨厌她的声音, 但同时我也非常地习惯了. 所以, 老娘啊老娘, 你继续骂吧, 至少让我知道你身体健康!

你觉得矛盾? 对了, 人生就是矛盾的, 很多东西都解释不到的.例如: 我这么帅, 为什么没女子爱上我?


这就是我的家人了, 其他的成员不用说了, 认识了这么多年, 还不是很熟. lol.

introduction

想当年，我觉得写blog 是好无聊的事，认为写blog 跟全世界讲自己的事是多么的无谓，可是不知道为什么，我突然觉得如果能有个地方能给一个人舒缓心情也是不错的事。可是我来此地一游的目的不是跟人分享我生活的一点一滴，如果要分享这些一个字就够了，sien!

我来此的目的是因为最近发现没有好的对象可以吹吹水水, 或者根本没人想听我吹水, lol. 所以我借此blog 来讲讲废话,消磨消磨下时间。

好，就来自我介绍一下。我的朋友都叫我kin，我比较熟的都叫我pokai 或者sohai，啊，还有Ooi. 这个Ooi 不是我的姓，而是 “Ooi, pokai!" 的那个 Ooi. 如果你读到这里觉得我很废，你真是很了解我，谢谢！请多多支持！

接下来就是我的样子了。我的姨妈姑爹都赞我很帅，其实我也这么认为，毕竟人要自爱吗. 对不对? 可是很可惜亲戚们的看法往往得不到美女们的认同, 至少没有美女赞过我!

就算当我问我的女子朋友, 我比起某某人哪个帅, 她们也拼命逃避这个问题! 经过我半坏的头脑分析, 她们这么做只有两个原因:

1. 她们觉得我非常帅气, 害羞承认

2. 她们不好意思伤害我的自尊心

本人认为原因 1 的可能性蛮高的.

好了, 接下来就是我的身高了. 我的身高也有几个:

1. 见工量的 - 170cm

2. 出passport 的-169cm

3. 时常用的 - 168cm

4. 自己用皮带量的 - 167cm

当然, 我很愿意拿最高的为准. 就算是帮我量的护士骗我, 我也高兴!

好, 写够了. 迟点再写.